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Howard Stern the Latest Left “Celebrity” to be Fired!

Howard Stern’s $500M SiriusXM deal may collapse as insiders say his ‘woke’ politics hurt his value. ‘The tide is turning—audiences want entertainment, not activism,’ a media exec reveals.

How ‘Financing a Burrito’ Is Bankrupting GenZ 

While the phrase "finance a burrito" is typically a joke, the concept of paying for small purchases in installments or "Buy Now, Pay Later" (BNPL) has become wildly popular, especially among the terminally online and always broke GenZ set.

Black DEI Hires Called “Lazy,” “Slow,” and “Dumb”

After George Floyd’s death, Jamal Washington went from dollar store night security guard to million dollar fintech CEO—now he’s turning corporate America upside down. “This ain’t equity,” he tells GWU! “It’s a heist.”

Patriot Faces Prison for Standing Up for Hero Sir John A. Macdonald

Canadian patriot Daniel Tate faces jail for defying ‘woke’ tyranny—scrawling ‘Free John’ on boxed-up Sir John A. Macdonald statue! ‘They’re erasing history!’ #FreeJohn explodes online!

Are Babies being forced to reveal ‘sexual orientation’ and gender to state authorities?

Parents are being told to pick their new born babies gender and pronouns at New Jersey hospitals under bizarre new state law.

Irish Punch Drunk Mad Over Rosie O’Donnell’s Fake Refugee Claim

Refugee Rosie O’Donnell’s move to the Emerald Isle sparks outrage among anti-immigration activists: “We’re tired of refugees invading our country!”

Tesla Derangement Syndrome Cases Surge

"Leftwing activists vandalize Teslas in misguided rage over Elon Musk’s Trump ties. Experts call it 'emotional reasoning gone wild,' undermining eco-conscious goals. Tesla backlash: self-sabotage or insanity?"

Newly Installed PM Mark Carney Orders Canadians to Attack “Elbows Up!”

So-called Prime Minister Mark Carney’s “Elbows Up!” war cry has Canadians channeling their inner Gordie Howe, while Americans are all like “Who the hell is Gordie Howe?” Plus Mike Myers elbows his way back into late-night "comedy."

Brewing Tariff Bitterness Spills into Canadian Cafes 

In a lame and predictable move that has captured the attention of coffee loving Canadian ‘patriot’ bandwagon jumpers, cafes in the northern socialist country...

Fed Employee Email Responses to DOGE Boss Elon Musk: Leaked

Federal employees fumed as Elon Musk demanded they detail their daily tasks—and the results were shocking! From coffee break debates to paperclip mysteries, GWU! exposes all the absurdity.

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