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Top Ten Most Canceled Halloween Costumes

Get Woke Up! to the Top Ten creepiest canceled Halloween costumes that you should definitely dress up as this year!

Making friends with any-boty that will listen

I just found out that all the friends I've made online for the past two years are bots. It's true. We called ourselves The...

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...

A Nuclear War Would Destroy All Life On Earth – And Here’s Why That’s A Good Thing!

As tensions rise between Russia and the civilized world, the threat of nuclear Armageddon has never been closer. The Cold War is heating back...

Climate Change Crazy Mum Defends Exotic Trip

School Strike 4 Climate organizer Izzy Cook of New Zealand may be the Internet's newest whipping post, but at least her mum still loves...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...

Who Will Replace President Joe Biden?

Just over half way through his term Joe Biden is racking up an impressive list—of reasons to be replaced! Already no spring chicken at...

Trump Forced Me to get the MAGA Jabs!!

Every few months he'd show up at my sweet, pure and innocent Gam-Gam's care home and hold a gun to her head until I...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...

Ukraine to Erect Gay American Porn Star

Ukraine wants to give it to Russia by removing the Catherine the Great statue and replacing it with a gay porn star. And a...
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