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Public School Okays Satan Worshiping Club

A shocking decision by a Virginia elementary school to approve an after-school Satanic club for students has parents seeing red! The so-called 'After-School Satan Club'...

Did You Woke Wash Your Bay Blanket?

Software Logistics Officer Sandra Miller sat in a semicircle with her colleagues examining her privilege, her microaggressive behaviours, and unconscious racism that even she...

Canadian Fashion House Exploits Suicide in New TV Ad

High-end fashion retailer La Maison Simons is using its advertising to promote euthanasia in the guise of art, leaving customers and critics fuming over...

‘Died Suddenly’ Film: Documentary or Comedy?

Last night I begrudgingly joined my boomer gammon parxnts and chud brother Kyle for our weekly familx film night. Little did I know that...

83% of Canadians Are Insane About COVID

An exclusive GWU! survey reveals that a large majority of Canadians are in need of serious mental help.  The poll found that a whopping 83%...

Christmas Is Cancelled, Says Grinch Judge

Terrace, BC, is the latest casualty in the war on Christmas that is raging in cities around the world. The rural town, located north...

The Biggest Celebrities You’ve Never Heard of Are Leaving Twitter

Since Elon Musk took over Twitter, celebrities you’ve never heard of are publicly stating that they’re leaving the social media platform. But from the moment...

5 Vaccine Side Effects That Are Totally Fake News

In the wake of the brilliant and thought-provoking Atlantic article by Emily Oster declaring a “Pandemic Amnesty,” I felt compelled to dust the crumbs...

Vaccinated Wage War on Unvaxxed Over Factual Dating Article

The mindless vaccinated are waging war again and this time they’re going after start-up dating sites like UnJected and UnVeed that are helping the...

Just Stop Oil Climate Activists Are Painting a Horrible Picture, Says Boomer

I’m more diced up than Van Gogh’s earlobe over the way the climate change cuckoos are destroying priceless works of art with their lunch...
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