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The Get Woke Up! April 2023 Newsletter

A Government-Funded Temper Tantrum! The Hangover Part III (they've already done three—ed), err, we mean IV was how April felt when Dylan Mulvaney, who GWU!, profiled last month,...

Luke Skywalker Plays Mind Trick on Ukrainian Rebels

The ‘rebel’ citizens of Ukraine now have a propaganda Jedi mind trickster on their side. Mark Hamill, the actor who played the dashing young...

Woke Scripts Are The Only Way to Save The Movies From Fans

The absurd claim that woke Hollywood properties aren’t making money and that’s why studios and executives are pulling back from the light veers dangerously...

CBC Choked on its Own BS: Says Boomer

The other day, I went to pay my $8 monthly Twitter subscription and learned that I had insufficient funds. I’m sure we’ve all been...

Trans Destroying Online Dating By Not Disclosing Original Gender

For Holly Shore of Massachusetts, Internet dating was a way to meet new people, especially men, but when she recently met “Sam” on Bumble...

GWU! Goes Black To The White Movies

As woke Hollywood fills their BIPOC mandate to cram writers’ rooms full of 50% people of colour, they’ve also begun to remake classics with...

Calls for Nili Kaplan-Myrth to Resign by Fed Up Parents and International Media

A new petition calling on Ottawa school board trustee Nili Kaplan-Myrth to resign is gaining momentum on Change.org after the original one, with more...

Drew Barrymore Takes the Knee and Swallows Trans Woman’s Junk

ET star and former child actor rehab regular Drew Barrymore recently welcomed man dressed as a woman TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney to her afternoon...

Woke Watch Out: Obama Gets A Degree, Trudeau Practises Nepotism, and Kamala Harris Serves Colbert Word Salad

Keeping It In the Family Beleaguered Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made the unbiased and completely rational choice to appoint former governor general David Johnston...

They/Them resumes get filed under G for Garbage

A recent report has found that more and more applicants who distinguish themselves as non-binary on their resumes are being rejected by potential employers. According...
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