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Toronto Pride Parade Bends Over to Corporate Sponsors… and Selfie Queens!

The recent Toronto Pride Parade was not the organic vibrant love fest uniting the LGBTQQIP2SAA+ community and its so-called ‘thousands’ of supporters that the mainstream...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...

Drag Queen Story Hour Has Scared My Son Straight

Janet Rosenberg was in for the shock of a lifetime when she attended her son's parent-teacher interviews at his primary school last month. Despite...

A Mostly Dead Woke Reimagining of The Princess Bride is Inconceivable

I'd like to share with you the book my father read to me when I was sick. I'm still sick, of course, we all...

The Get Woke Up! April 2023 Newsletter

A Government-Funded Temper Tantrum! The Hangover Part III (they've already done three—ed), err, we mean IV was how April felt when Dylan Mulvaney, who GWU!, profiled last month,...

Luke Skywalker Plays Mind Trick on Ukrainian Rebels

The ‘rebel’ citizens of Ukraine now have a propaganda Jedi mind trickster on their side. Mark Hamill, the actor who played the dashing young...

Woke Scripts Are The Only Way to Save The Movies From Fans

The absurd claim that woke Hollywood properties aren’t making money and that’s why studios and executives are pulling back from the light veers dangerously...

CBC Choked on its Own BS: Says Boomer

The other day, I went to pay my $8 monthly Twitter subscription and learned that I had insufficient funds. I’m sure we’ve all been...

Trans Destroying Online Dating By Not Disclosing Original Gender

For Holly Shore of Massachusetts, Internet dating was a way to meet new people, especially men, but when she recently met “Sam” on Bumble...
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