Breaking The Narrative Archives

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes Balls Deep

In a splash in the face to women around the world, Sports Illustrated (SI) has once again chosen a male to be their female...

Canadians Tired of Trudeau, as Cross Country Rallies Call for PM’s Resignation

The Canadian people are rising up against dictator Justin Trudeau and doing it in the most classic Canadian way—by staging peaceful freedom themed BBQ...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...

Drag Queen Story Hour Has Scared My Son Straight

Janet Rosenberg was in for the shock of a lifetime when she attended her son's parent-teacher interviews at his primary school last month. Despite...

Prebunking Narrative ‘Bunk’ say Experts

Ernest Foy of Montreal, Quebec, is like many forty-year-olds in Canada. He follows the law and generally trusts the government and media, but since...

The Get Woke Up! April 2023 Newsletter

A Government-Funded Temper Tantrum! The Hangover Part III (they've already done three—ed), err, we mean IV was how April felt when Dylan Mulvaney, who GWU!, profiled last month,...

Rage Applying Is All the Rage Among Angry Workers

When Trey Andrews began working at a mid-size gaming company in Vancouver's Kitsilano neighborhood he described it as his dream job: great hours, young...

Twitter Stars Before and After COVID

With Sleepy Joe Biden dismantling his COVID response task force, the world is finally ready to accept that the pandemic is over. (We’ve been...

CBC Choked on its Own BS: Says Boomer

The other day, I went to pay my $8 monthly Twitter subscription and learned that I had insufficient funds. I’m sure we’ve all been...