Breaking The Narrative Archives

The Get Woke Up! May 2023 Newsletter

Vaccinated Passed Over The pandemic might be over (did it ever begin—ed), but for those looking to move up in the world it appears that complying...

From Bud Light to Target: Secret CEI Rating Score Is Why So Many Companies are Going Woke

The money losing moves by Target to sell ‘women's swimsuits’ with a penis tuck pocket, Bud Light to have trans influencer/con man Dylan Mulvaney...

Luddite Clubs Trending Offline

Daryn Jones is a digital artifact. At age 17 the Sacramento high school student isn’t on social media and doesn’t even have a smartphone....

Chris Sky Will Be the Next Mayor of Toronto: Says Boomer

In 1988, after being fired from the third season as an uncredited writer on ALF, I moved to Toronto. At the time, they were...

Vaccinated Passed Over for Promotion by Employers

Mary Turlane did everything right during the pandemic. She stayed home to stay safe, she masked up and, most importantly, she got vaccinated. And...

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes Balls Deep

In a splash in the face to women around the world, Sports Illustrated (SI) has once again chosen a male to be their female...

Canadians Tired of Trudeau, as Cross Country Rallies Call for PM’s Resignation

The Canadian people are rising up against dictator Justin Trudeau and doing it in the most classic Canadian way—by staging peaceful freedom themed BBQ...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...

Drag Queen Story Hour Has Scared My Son Straight

Janet Rosenberg was in for the shock of a lifetime when she attended her son's parent-teacher interviews at his primary school last month. Despite...