After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Joe Biden’s insane last-minute preemptive pardon list: I beg your pardon? Is Biden considering clemency for these criminals!?!

With Taylor Swift’s Eras tour landing in Toronto and Vancouver for the next five weeks, doctors are warning parents about a new medical risk that could affect their teenage daughters called Swiftnesia. 

Dem election watch party turns into horror show: Sorority sisters across the country were in mourning after Orange Man crushed and crashed woke party.

13 deplorable, Hitlerian, garage celebrities for Trump that GWU! can trust: From hit TV shows to top albums to championship teams these are the folks you should be watching and listening to on Election Day!!!

Retired Canadian judge calls residential school mass grave hoax a conspiracy theory being pushed by the media and Trudeau government.

A small bubble tea business is trying to stay afloat after C-list actor Simu Liu accused the company of cultural appropriation. Whatever the hell that is!

Trump was quick to quip, while slinging hash browns for the masses, he “worked at McDonalds for 15 minutes longer than Kamala did,” mocking Harris’ fake job credentials.

What do Taylor Swift, Bono, George Clooney, and Julia Roberts all have in common? Spoiler alert they’re all voting for Kamala Harris. Here’s why GWU! can't trust them!!!

Are you ironing your Keffiyeh for the pro-Hamas rally later today? Maybe you uncomfortably applaud when another George Floyd statue is erected in the town square? Or, perhaps, you browse Russian-funded websites to find out the truth? The real answer to these questions is how woke are you.