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Woke Gay Superman Sales Floppy

It’s a bird, it's a plane, it’s … falling off the sales charts! According to comic book sales tracker ComiChron, the once star title...

Is Sexy Zelensky in Bed with The Deep State?

The dreamy face of former stand-up comic turned Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, 44, has become the heartthrob of resistance, and a puppet for the...

I Survived COVID-19 and Here’s How You Can Too

By Mad Dug Duchamp – A special to Woke Up! The night Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 94th Academy Awards, I felt sick...

Medical Miracle: The Cure for COVID-19 Isolated

The cure for COVID-19 is here and credit for this medical miracle is being attributed to two unlikely heroes, Toronto DJs Mad Dug Duchamp...

This Justin: Your CRT Is Broken News

Mad Dug and Anthony have removed their freedom muzzles and pity the fool who's worried about the next so-called BA variant. Get ready for a...

Home Depot Drilling CRT into Employees

A Home Depot Canada training worksheet titled “Unpacking Privilege” has been leaked to Woke Up! and you won’t believe how hard they’re trying to...

Will Smith Rocks Presenter at Oscars

Social media is ablaze after Chris Rock and Will Smith almost got into fisticuffs during the 94th Oscar Awards on Sunday night. Rock, who...

War on Masks Unveils the Ugly Face of the Woke

With the inevitable science based removal of mask mandates in North America, tensions are disturbingly high in businesses, bars and even school yards where...

Canada’s 10 Most Hated Politicians (6-10)

You’ll be surprised who made the list! Public trust of politicians in Canada is at an all-time low according to a recent Twitter survey. After...

The Phantom of the Honk! Honk!!

https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/675349.rss In this episode of Bot Theater with Karen and Kevin, the whitest couple from the whitest suburb of anywhere Canada, discuss the Truckers for Freedom 2022...

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