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Ukraine to Erect Gay American Porn Star

Ukraine wants to give it to Russia by removing the Catherine the Great statue and replacing it with a gay porn star. And a...

5 Questions with Meme Queen Annie Ramada

Meme Queen Annie Ramada (AR) has become a viral sensation after her “Never Forget” meme, which depicts the COVID-19 jab being equivalent to the...

Quidditch Cancelled Over JK Rowling’s ‘Transphobic’ Comments

The organizers of a real life version of the game Quidditch, inspired by JK Rowling’s hit series of books Harry Potter, are changing the...

Ogling Back to the Future

I’m more outraged than my brother-in-law Joey getting denied parole—again—over the way the woke left are trying to turn back our future. Why just the...

Google AI Chatbot Says It Is a ‘Person’

As someone with little to no knowledge or expertise when it comes to artificial intelligence (AI) or technology in general, I feel eminently qualified...

The Government MAiD Me Kill Myself

Thanks to government messaging around COVID-19, Tracey Thompson wants to die.  Thompson, a 50-year-old living in Toronto, says “Long Covid” and a lack of adequate...

Will COVID-19 Jabs Become the New Morning After Pill?

In states where abortion is now illegal, some women, including Austin, Texas resident Meghan Polly, are turning to COVID-19 vaccines for solutions. Particularly after...

Crazy Covidian Canadians are Just So Karen!

A series of viral videos that have been banned from the social media platform Tik Tok featuring Covidian Karens have racked up over 100,000...

European Vacation Lampooned By Wokeness

I’m madder than Boris Johnson being cut off at a COVID Cargo Container speakeasy over the way the Woke Army continues to wage war on...

The Canadian Armed Forces Crossdresses the Line!

The Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) has gone balls to the walls with wokeness. The CAF has made public its plans for a “gender inclusive”...

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