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Trump Forced Me to get the MAGA Jabs!!

Every few months he'd show up at my sweet, pure and innocent Gam-Gam's care home and hold a gun to her head until I...

Black Students Beat DC Mayor Over Vaxx Mandate

In an amazing demonstration of citizens fighting back and winning, DC Mayor Muriel “Bully” Bowser has walked back her public school vaxx mandate, which...

CBC’s 10 Secret Woke Fall TV Shows Leaked

With the recent mandate for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to increase its diversity programming by 30% this fall, the state-funded media corporation is scrambling...

Bully Mayor Shutting Out Black Students 

Left-wing Mayor Muriel Bowser is fine with choices having consequences when it comes to unvaccinated students who will not be allowed to attend the...

Waging War On University COVID Mandates

Western University is the latest institution to face blowback from students over a ridiculous third-shot COVID-19 vaccine mandate, which the school of "higher learning"...
Summer Camp Special

Ernest Goes to Summer ReEducation Camp

The endless summer is ending on a high note as rejected Porky’s counsellors Mad Dug and Anthony get schooled at reeducation camp Woke-A-CurrentThing-A-Wiki on...

Quiet Quitting Is the New Normal

Quiet Quitting is loudly becoming the newest trend in offices across the country. The phrase, made famous by Chinese-run TikTok, is when a worker...

Covid Crazy Canadian Comic shop boots UK Tourists

Captain Bill Agnew loves masked comicbook characters, but this summer the British naval hero found himself fighting back against the villains of Strange Adventures—a...

Trump’s Qmmunity Riots Over Peaceful FBI Raid

No one is above the law. That’s the key thing to remember here when we discuss the stunning and brave FBI raid on Trump’s...

Booster Mandates Resisted by Canadian Students

At many Canadian universities, including one located in downtown Toronto, students anticipating that the booster mandate will extend beyond the recent requirement to live...
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