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You’re Crazy! To Not Get vaccinated – say Ontario Doctors

Doctors in Canada’s most populous province are being pushed by their licensing body, the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario, to prescribe drugs...

Cancelling Thanksgiving and Other Colonial Holidays

I’m madder than a dirty bird in need of a clean over the way the woke are washing us of our days of significance,...

A Nuclear War Would Destroy All Life On Earth – And Here’s Why That’s A Good Thing!

As tensions rise between Russia and the civilized world, the threat of nuclear Armageddon has never been closer. The Cold War is heating back...

The Get Woke Up! September 2022 Newsletter – Woke Madness Rundown!!

The election of Pierre Poilievre, as leader of the Conservative Party, set up a grand slam of stories in the Get Woke Up! bullpen....

Tire Vandals Deflate Toronto Woman’s SUV

Toronto is the latest city to be targeted by a climate vigilante group that deflates the tires of SUVs.The radical environmental protest group calls...

Climate Change Crazy Mum Defends Exotic Trip

School Strike 4 Climate organizer Izzy Cook of New Zealand may be the Internet's newest whipping post, but at least her mum still loves...

A History Lesson in ‘Presentism’

Last evening during my nightly bedtime ritual (catching up on Reddit modmail, deciding what gender I would be tomorrow, kissing my Fauci love pillow...

Learn How Get Woke Up! Readers Used Our ArriveCAN Guide and Beat Trudeau!

Our loyal and dedicated readers have once again beat the tyrannical Trudeau government. The ArriveCAN app, among a handful of other COVID travel restrictions,...

A GWU! Guide to All 72 Genders

Remember when you were at the department store as a kid shopping for clothes with your mom? There were only two aisles, men and...

It’s Time to Rewrite the Woke Story

I’m more confused than a prosthetic breast resting on the chest of male woodworking teacher Kyla Lemieux about the way the woke are saying...
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