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Did You Woke Wash Your Bay Blanket?

Software Logistics Officer Sandra Miller sat in a semicircle with her colleagues examining her privilege, her microaggressive behaviours, and unconscious racism that even she...

Canadian Fashion House Exploits Suicide in New TV Ad

High-end fashion retailer La Maison Simons is using its advertising to promote euthanasia in the guise of art, leaving customers and critics fuming over...

‘Died Suddenly’ Film: Documentary or Comedy?

Last night I begrudgingly joined my boomer gammon parxnts and chud brother Kyle for our weekly familx film night. Little did I know that...

The Get Woke Up! November 2022 Newsletter – Elf Unshelfed!!!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, as Blitzen DJs Mad Dug and Anthony of the Woke Up! podcast released a brand new interview with...

83% of Canadians Are Insane About COVID

An exclusive GWU! survey reveals that a large majority of Canadians are in need of serious mental help.  The poll found that a whopping 83%...

Christmas Is Cancelled, Says Grinch Judge

Terrace, BC, is the latest casualty in the war on Christmas that is raging in cities around the world. The rural town, located north...

Dave Chappelle’s Anti-Semitic SNL Rant Must Be Taken Seriously by Hollywood

As an avid watcher and massive fan of SNL’s hilarious satire output in recent years, I was heartbroken and severely triggered when I tuned...

Je Suis Kyrie Irving, Says Boomer

The other night, during a bout of insomnia, I was watching Rambo III— the 80s film classic. I was impressed by the acting, the...

Even if It Takes Four Years To Count the Midterm Election Votes – That’s Okay!

After the “Red Wave” of the 2022 midterms turned out to be more of a well-hidden period stain, conspiracy theorists and MAGA Republicunts were...

Mask Mandate Mocked by University Students 

Kamil Bachouchi, a fourth year student at Wilfrid Laurier University, has worn ziplock bags, buckets and even exotic fruit as a way to both...
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