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7 Ways Progressives Are Trying To Save The Planet

Our planet is just twelve years away from dying or so the experts have been telling us for the past forty years. Does it...

Who the Hell Is This Anonymous Guy, Anyway? Asks Boomer

I'm madder than a ghost being exorcized from a house they spent 25 years paying the mortgage on over the way like-minded individuals like...

Dr. Robert Malone Goes Crazy Over CDC Language Control

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has dictated a new guide on how it wants people to speak. And it has tongues...

TV Reporter Jessica Robb’s On Air Medical Emergency Revealed

Jessica Robb is the latest in a growing trend of people suffering a vaccine-induced ‘medical emergency’ on live TV. The CTV Edmonton journalist joins...

Woke New Yorkers Plan To Recycle Their Remains

New York has become the sixth state to now allow residents to have their bodies composted and used as fertilizer.  In the quest for new...

6 of the Dumbest Things Ever Said By AOC 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or AOC as she’s known to her fans, haters and people who can’t remember her name has a reputation for saying some...

Damar Hamlin’s Heart Attack Could’ve Been Avoided

Dr. Peter McCullough and other medical experts are pleading with health organizations around the globe to take the experimental COVID-19 vaccine side effects seriously,...

Rita Hayworth and Toby Gelman’s Unvaccinated Redemption

I’m more busted up than Rita Hayworth hanging on the wall of a dirty prison cell over the way me and my unvaccinated pals...

Where’s My Pandemic Amnesty, You Anti-Vax Plebs?

As I sashayed around my bedroom transitioning for a New Year’s Eve night out with some friends that I hadn’t seen since the start...

The Get Woke Up! December 2022 Newsletter – Countdown to Freedom!!!

Happy New Year, loyal readers! Old acquaintances may be forgot, but let’s always remember to bookmark or, better yet, subscribe to getwokeup.com.  Our major announcement this month...
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