Five reasons why Israel killed Charlie Kirk, revealed by a former CIA operative. Tyler Robinson is a patsy, says expert.

Tune in as GWU! closes out Season 3 in apocalyptic style, joined by political powerhouse Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the voice of God himself Morgan Freeman, and even OJ Simpson live on the line from the great fairway in the sky with his review of the new Naked Gun.

Howard Stern’s $500M SiriusXM deal may collapse as insiders say his ‘woke’ politics hurt his value. ‘The tide is turning—audiences want entertainment, not activism,’ a media exec reveals.

Mad Dug fights deportation as ICE hunts him down. Millennials drown in ‘Buy Now, Pay Never’ debt. Anthony Anderson exposes DEI’s backfire. Plus: AI Johnny Jock’s deportation bangers. Resistance = mandatory listening.

Canadian retailers have been pivoting to replace “Elbows Up” with the classic red-and-white gear, proving that Canadians will always buy whatever they’re told to, whether it’s socialism, vaccines, or last-minute nationalism. All this and more in the Weird Week in Woke Digest.

While the phrase "finance a burrito" is typically a joke, the concept of paying for small purchases in installments or "Buy Now, Pay Later" (BNPL) has become wildly popular, especially among the terminally online and always broke GenZ set.

After George Floyd’s death, Jamal Washington went from dollar store night security guard to million dollar fintech CEO—now he’s turning corporate America upside down. “This ain’t equity,” he tells GWU! “It’s a heist.”

The evil gender inversion of political transwives is all part of a larger plan to pervert humanity while enriching the global elite and bankrupting morality as outlined by GWU! gossip columnist to the stars, Clammy J. Byner.

Mat Brown returns to the Get Woke Up! studio to blow up the official 9/11 narrative. And this is one 9/11 report you won’t want to be sabotaged by the CIA.

Posing as the son of a Nigerian Prince, it wasn’t hard for me to infiltrate the crypto community, says Johnny Jock, who went deep undercover into the dark and ruthless world of crypto shit coins.