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Twitter Stars Before and After COVID

With Sleepy Joe Biden dismantling his COVID response task force, the world is finally ready to accept that the pandemic is over. (We’ve been...

Luke Skywalker Plays Mind Trick on Ukrainian Rebels

The ‘rebel’ citizens of Ukraine now have a propaganda Jedi mind trickster on their side. Mark Hamill, the actor who played the dashing young...

Woke Scripts Are The Only Way to Save The Movies From Fans

The absurd claim that woke Hollywood properties aren’t making money and that’s why studios and executives are pulling back from the light veers dangerously...

CBC Choked on its Own BS: Says Boomer

The other day, I went to pay my $8 monthly Twitter subscription and learned that I had insufficient funds. I’m sure we’ve all been...

Anti-Vaxxer Actors Need to Hit the DVD Bargain Bin, Say Karen & Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, I’m an avid movie collector. I have over 3000 DVDs, BluRays and even some LaserDiscs. But I’m finding it harder and...

Conservatives Jab: RFK Jr. Trumps Trump

Registered Republican voters, including members of the MAGA Mafia, are vowing they will vote Democrat if Robert F. Kennedy Jr, an advocate for freedom...

Trans Destroying Online Dating By Not Disclosing Original Gender

For Holly Shore of Massachusetts, Internet dating was a way to meet new people, especially men, but when she recently met “Sam” on Bumble...

How I Will Save Hollywood From Anti-Woke Haters: Part 1

The roaring successes of the universally loved and critically acclaimed Star Wars sequel trilogy and Phase 4 of the M-SHE-U, (two obscure franchises which...

The Get Woke Up! March 2023 Newsletter – Demolishing the Agenda in 15 Minutes or Less

Busting B-Ballers It was a full court press during March Woke Madness, as once again the GWU! staff slam dunked on everybody’s favourite culture war....

GWU! Goes Black To The White Movies

As woke Hollywood fills their BIPOC mandate to cram writers’ rooms full of 50% people of colour, they’ve also begun to remake classics with...
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