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School Equity Administrator ‘Liked’ Porn Tweet

In support of moms on Mother's Day, York Region District School Board Associate Director, Cecil Roach appears to have paid tribute to the marginalized...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

‘Trudeau Crown’ Breaks Royal Rule of Canada

The Northern socialist nation of Canada has revealed its newly updated official Coat of Arms consisting of a crown modified with a snowflake and...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...

Drag Queen Story Hour Has Scared My Son Straight

Janet Rosenberg was in for the shock of a lifetime when she attended her son's parent-teacher interviews at his primary school last month. Despite...

Prebunking Narrative ‘Bunk’ say Experts

Ernest Foy of Montreal, Quebec, is like many forty-year-olds in Canada. He follows the law and generally trusts the government and media, but since...

A Mostly Dead Woke Reimagining of The Princess Bride is Inconceivable

I'd like to share with you the book my father read to me when I was sick. I'm still sick, of course, we all...

The Get Woke Up! April 2023 Newsletter

A Government-Funded Temper Tantrum! The Hangover Part III (they've already done three—ed), err, we mean IV was how April felt when Dylan Mulvaney, who GWU!, profiled last month,...

Justin Trudeau Staged Video with Fake Protestor, Says Film Director

Dictator Justin Trudeau is being accused by a Canadian film director of staging the now famous viral interaction between the prime minister and a...

Rage Applying Is All the Rage Among Angry Workers

When Trey Andrews began working at a mid-size gaming company in Vancouver's Kitsilano neighborhood he described it as his dream job: great hours, young...
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