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Anti-Vaxxer Actors Need to Hit the DVD Bargain Bin, Say Karen & Kevin

Dear Karen and Kevin, I’m an avid movie collector. I have over 3000 DVDs, BluRays and even some LaserDiscs. But I’m finding it harder and...

Conservatives Jab: RFK Jr. Trumps Trump

Registered Republican voters, including members of the MAGA Mafia, are vowing they will vote Democrat if Robert F. Kennedy Jr, an advocate for freedom...

Trans Destroying Online Dating By Not Disclosing Original Gender

For Holly Shore of Massachusetts, Internet dating was a way to meet new people, especially men, but when she recently met “Sam” on Bumble...

How I Will Save Hollywood From Anti-Woke Haters: Part 1

The roaring successes of the universally loved and critically acclaimed Star Wars sequel trilogy and Phase 4 of the M-SHE-U, (two obscure franchises which...

The Get Woke Up! March 2023 Newsletter – Demolishing the Agenda in 15 Minutes or Less

Busting B-Ballers It was a full court press during March Woke Madness, as once again the GWU! staff slam dunked on everybody’s favourite culture war....

GWU! Goes Black To The White Movies

As woke Hollywood fills their BIPOC mandate to cram writers’ rooms full of 50% people of colour, they’ve also begun to remake classics with...

Calls for Nili Kaplan-Myrth to Resign by Fed Up Parents and International Media

A new petition calling on Ottawa school board trustee Nili Kaplan-Myrth to resign is gaining momentum on Change.org after the original one, with more...

Unacceptable Fringe Author Derek Smith’s New Chapter: Running for Mayor of Calgary

Canada’s most read humourist since Stephen Leacock, Derek Smith, is in the running to throw some sunshine on the little town of Calgary—as its...

Drew Barrymore Takes the Knee and Swallows Trans Woman’s Junk

ET star and former child actor rehab regular Drew Barrymore recently welcomed man dressed as a woman TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney to her afternoon...

Thousands Petition to Remove Nili Kaplan-Myrth from Ottawa School Board

There is a grassroots anti-woke uprising to remove COVID crazy Dr. Nili Kaplan-Myrth as a trustee with the Ottawa-Carleton District School Board (OCDSB) after...

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