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Luddite Clubs Trending Offline

Daryn Jones is a digital artifact. At age 17 the Sacramento high school student isn’t on social media and doesn’t even have a smartphone....

Chris Sky Will Be the Next Mayor of Toronto: Says Boomer

In 1988, after being fired from the third season as an uncredited writer on ALF, I moved to Toronto. At the time, they were...

Vaccinated Passed Over for Promotion by Employers

Mary Turlane did everything right during the pandemic. She stayed home to stay safe, she masked up and, most importantly, she got vaccinated. And...

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes Balls Deep

In a splash in the face to women around the world, Sports Illustrated (SI) has once again chosen a male to be their female...

Cleopatra Got E-Gypped by Hollywoke’s Jada Pinkett Smith

There’s no de-nile, Netflix is being tut-tuted for its ‘Egyptface’ in the casting of a English-Black actress as Cleopatra in the streaming services' new...

Canadians Tired of Trudeau, as Cross Country Rallies Call for PM’s Resignation

The Canadian people are rising up against dictator Justin Trudeau and doing it in the most classic Canadian way—by staging peaceful freedom themed BBQ...

School Equity Administrator ‘Liked’ Porn Tweet

In support of moms on Mother's Day, York Region District School Board Associate Director, Cecil Roach appears to have paid tribute to the marginalized...

Mother’s Day Canceled at School by Woke Adults

Students from a Toronto, Canada, school are shocked and angered that their special Mother’s Day tribute message posted to Kew Beach Junior Public School’s...

‘Trudeau Crown’ Breaks Royal Rule of Canada

The Northern socialist nation of Canada has revealed its newly updated official Coat of Arms consisting of a crown modified with a snowflake and...

Striking Writers Judge Woke Scripts Can Save Hollywood

As I stand united with the working class Hollywood hero scribes (from behind my keyboard) I worry over what improvised toxic garbage will take...
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