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New Anti-Woke Shopping App Worth Checking Out!

Busy Boston mother of two Cindy Regjunder used to feel overwhelmed whenever she went grocery shopping for her family. It wasn’t easy to know...

A GWU! Guide to Identifying Joe Biden’s Clones

It’s no state secret that there may be multiple clones of President Joe Biden (at Sleepy Joe’s age he needs all the help he...

Palestinian Supporters are Clearing Landing Strips for Gaza

It started as an online joke, but in only a few short hours western supporters of Gaza were shaving their pubic hair in a...

Is It Kosher to Be Halal on Gaza?

I don’t like this Current Thing, can we go back to Ukraine or COVID, please? With those things it was easy to pick a...

Am I Supposed to Stand with Israel or Lay with Mia Khalifa? Asks Boomer

Picture it: October 7, 1988, the day before the season four premiere of NBC’s chart topping comedy, The Golden Girls. I was a ghost...

Aaron Rodgers Takes a Jab at Mr. Pfizer, Travis Kelce

N.Y. Jet’s Aaron Rodgers may be on the sidelines this season tending to his torn Achilles, but that’s not slowing him down from educating...

Mother of 3 Canceled by Alt-Left Hairdresser 

Political candidate Michelle Lindsay got more than she bargained—or rather barbered—for after attending the 1 Million March 4 Children, when she was canceled by...

Why Won’t They Just Let COVID Go?

The alt-right are literally obsessed with COVID. You can see it on Twitter (if Elongated Muskrat won’t respect pronouns then I’ll deadname his dying...

Humourist Derek Smith Exposes Woke Groomers in his Newest Book

Not content to just honk, honk at Justin Trudeau for stealing freedom, author Derek Smith is giving a dress down to groomers in his...

Taylor Swift – Travis Kelce Romance Isn’t Paying Off for Betting Swifties

You Belong With Kelce! Is it a first down or touchdown for made-for-TV couple Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? While rumours swirled about the hottest...
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