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6 Ways to Tell if Your Online Girlfriend Is an AI Bot

AI love ya: GWU! offers readers romance advice on how to not get CAPTCHAed by an AI online romance scam!

Translating Algospeak

Boomer Vic Vople kept getting kicked off social media for sharing his self-described ‘based’ political/fitness views. TikTok, Instagram and even Facebook were all digital...

Weird Week in Woke Digest: January 7–13

From a Canadian journalist being arrested for doing their job to Taylor Swift performing her best Mata Hari, we can all agree what a...

Going Down the Rabbi Hole!!!

As the world gets ready to celebrate the Freedom Convoy's two-year anniversary, a bitter and jaded Dictator Trudeau is still holding a grudge after...

The Get Woke Up! 2023 Year in Review

What a year 2023 was to Get Woke Up! Our reporters, Wokesperts™, and mischievous pet, Media Monkey, brought you late breaking news like COVIDgedies™,...

CBDCs: What GWU Need to Know About the Dangers of Digital Money

Governments around the world are conspiring to control your money through their new Central Bank Digital Currencies. The new world digital dollar order will...

How Wokesters Are Ruining Your Office Christmas Party

For Diversity, Inclusion and Equity (or DIE) ‘Elf’ consultants this holiday season is as busy as Santa’s workshop. But the gifts they're stuffing in...

Christian Cashier Canceled for Saying Merry Christmas

Wearing a bright red employee mandated Santa hat on her head and a small wooden crucifix on her neck, Mary Bogdan finished ringing up...

Dumbass Dundas Square Name Change 

Dundas Square, one of Toronto’s most recognizable landmarks, is being erased—literally—by the city's left-leaning council under the dictate of its socialist mayor, Chairman Chow.The...

Personal Pronouns for Robots

Special to GWU! - John CA ManleyWhen it comes to humans, I’m old-school — there are two genders, two sexes: male and female. Sure, there...
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