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The Get Woke Up! 2023 Year in Review

What a year 2023 was to Get Woke Up! Our reporters, Wokesperts™, and mischievous pet, Media Monkey, brought you late breaking news like COVIDgedies™,...

CBDCs: What GWU Need to Know About the Dangers of Digital Money

Governments around the world are conspiring to control your money through their new Central Bank Digital Currencies. The new world digital dollar order will...

How Wokesters Are Ruining Your Office Christmas Party

For Diversity, Inclusion and Equity (or DIE) ‘Elf’ consultants this holiday season is as busy as Santa’s workshop. But the gifts they're stuffing in...

Christian Cashier Canceled for Saying Merry Christmas

Wearing a bright red employee mandated Santa hat on her head and a small wooden crucifix on her neck, Mary Bogdan finished ringing up...

Dumbass Dundas Square Name Change 

Dundas Square, one of Toronto’s most recognizable landmarks, is being erased—literally—by the city's left-leaning council under the dictate of its socialist mayor, Chairman Chow.The...

Personal Pronouns for Robots

Special to GWU! - John CA ManleyWhen it comes to humans, I’m old-school — there are two genders, two sexes: male and female. Sure, there...

Oprah’s Favorite Thing on her Christmas Wishlist is to sell out

Like the return of the seasonal 'plague' of COVID-19 Oprah’s Favorite Things is here. The former daytime television host and current Hawaii fire sale...
Season 2 Episode 6

Coast to Coast Conspiracy

Mad Dug and Anthony are airborne and spreading novelist John C.A Manley’s dystopian love story, Much Ado About Corona on the latest Get Woke Up! Podcast.

Merry Christhamas!!!

I don’t know about y’all but Xmas is always the worst time of year for me. The consumerism. The cringe family get togethers. The...

Vivek Ramaswamy Drains the Swamp Live on X

Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy left his phone mic on while taking a leak live on an X Space during a conversation with Elon...
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