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Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 15–21

Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Haitian to Eat the Cats

Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz? Find out on the Get Woke Up! podcast with special guest @worthitorwoke

Hungry Haitian Illegals in Ohio Hating on Man’s Best Friend!

The Duane family of Springfield, Ohio, knew something was unusual when Gizmo, their family cat of 13 years, didn’t come home after midnight. 

How parents can keep their kids safe from DEI

Parents in California are passing on DEI and calling CRT a failure.

Grab her by the pussy cat! Trump tames Kamala in presidential debate

6 takeaways on how Trump neutered Kommie Kamala and made the legacy media lose bigly!!!

Husband and Sons Still Obsessing About Being White boys for Kamala

Voter worries her family will vote orange instead of black after becoming 'white boys' for Kamala.

Weird Week in Woke Digest: September 1–7

Our Wokesperts™ are grimly reaping all the woke terrors and ready to prescribe you the secret to a long and happy life.

Olympian Imane Khelif Threatens Lawsuit Over Misgendering Him

Olympic winner Imane Khelif transitions to whiner as he threatens legal action against anyone correctly identifying his gender.

Did Action Star Donald Trump Fire off a Staged Event?

Trump assassination attempt: Fake, Staged or the first America has at freedom?

Olympic Boxing Coach Confirms Imane Khelif Is a Dude!

Women’s boxing transformed: Olympic boxing coach confirms Imane Khellif is a dude.

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