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Costco and Trader Joe’s customers crack up over egg shortage

As the avian flu devastates the poultry industry, egg shortages spark a cultural war. Left-wing liberals embrace tofu scrambles, while conservatives call it "un-American." With Costco and Trader Joe’s imposing egg limits, the debate over plant-based vs. traditional eggs cracks open.

EXCLUSIVE: NFL Rigged For Taylor Swift?

Insiders are whispering that the NFL, desperate for ratings and a splash of pop culture glamour, has conspired to hand the Chiefs their third Super Bowl win in five years!

White Dudes for Trump are Always Welcome at my Mexican Cantina!

A vulgar and racist online campaign by insane liberal women insisting Trump supporters are not welcome at Mexican and other ethnic restaurants, including Taco Bell, is going viral.

Evicting Trump from living rent free in your head

Millions of Americans on the left are now politically homeless since President Donald Trump had them “evicted from their minds,” says Sociology community college teacher Amber Tone.

13 Ways Drama Queen Trudeau Ruined Canada

How Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ruined his country with self-absorbed, narcissistic wokeness.

13 Ways Justin Trudeau Turned Canada into a Global Laughing Stock

How Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau ruined his country with self-absorbed, narcissistic wokeness.

Whitney Cummings Drops Truth Bomb on Times Square  

The hilarious and beautiful Whitney Cummings gave CNN viewers, and hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, a roast to remember during the cable news channel’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast, writes Toby P. Gelman.

A MAGA Guide to keeping the peace over the holidays with a Harris voter  

Worried about what happens when a mask wearing vegan Dem shows up for the holidays? Our MAGA guide will help you get through every lefty pitfall from Gaza to the border.

A foodies guide to the hottest culturally appropriated joints in America 

After Simu Liu attempted to crush a small business for appropriation, GWU! uncovered many businesses that are appropriating ethnic delicacies and loving it!

Obituary: The Mainstream Media (1920–2024)

GWU! remembers and spits on the grave of the mainstream media which recently died a long, slow and deservedly painful death.

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